Step 1: Get your hands on something you’d like to review.
Step 2: Consume the product in some fashion.
Step 3: Decide what you think about that product and share what you have to say with other people, like, for example, online.
Step 4: Find a way, in the text of your review, to add something about how cats are awesome. Doesn’t matter what product you’re reviewing. This is just something that’s required if you want to be taken seriously on the Internetz.
Step 5: Congratulations! You have reviewed a product!
Jody W. & Meankitty