1) WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Thor, the God of Thunder and Might
2) IS THERE A STORY BEHIND YOUR NAME?
I am Thor. That is all you need to know.
3) PHYSICAL STATS (height, girth, etc):
I possess a godlike girth and Valhallian stature.
4) WHAT IS YOUR OUTER TEXTURE?
Invulnerable to blows.
5) WHAT IS YOUR COLOR?
Steely grey, to deflect strikes from villainous cretins, though the wings on my helm are a little flappy, except for my countenance, which stares over Peengard with piercing black eyes and the rosy flesh of perfect health.
6) ARE YOUR STABILIZERS SOFT, HARD, LUMPY, ETC?
Mighty and magnificent, though at times I do require a peen stand, so I’m told.
7) WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?
Gladsheim though I believe you mainstream mortals call it Ares.
8) WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Mjolnir the Mighty Hammer of Might.
9) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PASTIMES?
Smiting those who would invade Peengard or harm the mortals under my charge.
10) DO YOU HAVE ANY STRONG DISLIKES?
Cretins, villains, duplicitous knaves, people who touch Mjolnir.
11) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG / TV SHOW / MOVIE?
I know not of your mortal television, but I am particularly fond of epic movie scores.
12) WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST FANTASY OR DREAM?
Vanquishing all those who would do harm and at last taking a vacation with a beauteous mortal female that isn’t interrupted by one of Tony Stark’s mistakes. I would also like a red cape that flutters in the breeze behind me.
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