10:00 pm: Typing Slave checks cats; Big D cuddled on couch, Meankitty on foot of slave bed. Goes to bed. Does not shut bedroom door, since Pink Thing might wake up in the night and get scared.
10:06 pm: Meankitty waits until Typing Slave gets settled with a book (not easy when you’re many months with child) and ambles up to the top of the bed, where she attacks TS for lovin’. TS unable to resist purring cat. Readjusts. Pets.
10:08 pm: Meankitty done with homage from TS. Now noses in Foodslave’s ears and face. Foodslave rolls over and puts face in pillow.
10:10 pm: Meankitty gets on wide headboard of slave bed and walks back and forth, knocking stuff onto the bed.
10:12 pm: Foodslave tosses Meankitty to floor. TS gets up to pee. Meankitty follows her into bathroom to watch.
10:14 pm: TS laboriously returns to bed, gets adjusted with book. Meankitty jumps onto foot of bed during the process and curls up where TS wants to put her feet. TS adjusts.
11:23 pm: TS puts down book, turns out the light.
12:01 am: D wakes MK for their first nightly romp. Bells on collars not loud enough to wake slaves, so Big D adds neck biting action into the adventure. Meankitty’s snarls wake Typing Slave and Foodslave, who get up and pee.
2:13 am: Meankitty climbs onto headboard of bed and starts licking plastic cellophane around magazine in stack of slave reading material.
2:16 am: Foodslave tosses Meankitty out of room, closes door.
2:58 am: Pink Thing wakes, wanders through house, cries at closed door. Foodslave gets PT drink of water and returns her to her own bed. Typing Slave gets up to pee. Foodslave does not shut bedroom door.
4:11 am: Meankitty goes into slave room and starts scratching the metal garbage can next to Typing Slave’s side of the bed. Just scratching it. Loudly. No reason.
4:13 am: Typing Slave tosses Meankitty out of room, closes door, pees.
5:01 am: Foodslave maybe hears a noise, maybe doesn’t. Wakes up hungry. Wanders into kitchen and drinks some milk. Returns to bed. Forgets to shut door.
5:31 am: Meankitty takes Big D into slave room where they jointly rattle the blinds.
5:39 am: Foodslave tosses cats out of room, shuts door. Meankitty scratches on door for a while, then gets bored.
6:10 am: Alarm goes off. Meankitty begins scratching on door again. Foodslave hits snooze.
6:17 am: Alarm goes off again. Meankitty still scratching on door. Typing Slave gets up and pees; Foodslave begins morning ablutions, which include cleaning the catbox prior to showering. Big D muscles his way into catbox during the scooping process for a good stinky dump.
6:33 am: Typing Slave in bed, trying to go back to sleep. Foodslave returns to bedroom to shower in master bath. Closes bedroom door. Meankitty locked in bedroom; scratches on inside of door.
6:36 am: Typing Slave opens bedroom door. Returns to bed. Gets comfortable. Hopes for another hour before Pink Thing wakes.
6:39 am: Meankitty starts scratching on closed bathroom door, in bedroom.
6:43 am: Typing Slave opens bathroom door. Big D and Meankitty go into bathroom and get on the counter. Startle Foodslave when he gets out of shower.
7:00 am: Foodslave preparing breakfast. Meankitty and Big D indulge in a loud romp. This wakes Pink Thing, a bit too early, ensuring she will be grumpy the rest of the day. Pink Thing gets in bed with Typing Slave and starts bugging her.
7:20 am: Typing Slave up and grumpy, Foodslave up and grumpy, Pink Thing up and grumpy. Meankitty and Big D? Asleep on slave bed for the next several hours. Plumb tuckered out.