Crochet Peen: Ironpeen

ironmanTony Stark disclosed his identity as Ironpeen when he was first created. Watch out–he’s a salty, wild troublemaker with an attitude that won’t quit.

1) WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Tony. Tony Stark. I’m also Ironpeen. Iron. Peen. Cuz I’m like iron, you know, where it counts.

2) IS THERE A STORY BEHIND YOUR NAME?

Stark family name. Tony, though. Don’t call me Anthony. Anthony’s some dweeb, a dummy. I’m brilliant.

3) PHYSICAL STATS (height, girth, etc):

TBD

4) WHAT IS YOUR OUTER TEXTURE?

The handler used the toughest acrylic yarn to make my suit.

5) WHAT IS YOUR COLOR?

Bright red. Bright yellow. Warning sign, you know? Thrusters blue, for immense power.

6) ARE YOUR STABILIZERS SOFT, HARD, LUMPY, ETC?

I never fall down. But I shoot off like a rocket, from the power of my thrusters. Just ask, and I’ll show you.

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7) WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?

Gemini. Because it takes two of you to make one of me, my brain, my suit. Two thrusters. Yeah.

8) WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

None of these fools. A peen’s gotta be his own best friend. I think Cap’s in love with me, though. Probably Black Widow, too. I’m irresistible.

9) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PASTIMES?

Inventing things that will destroy the world but only if they fall into the wrong hands, which, you know, happens sometimes, but it’s the price you gotta pay for progress. Do you want to be protected from the alien threat or not? Gotta pay to play.

10) DO YOU HAVE ANY STRONG DISLIKES?

Cramping my style.

11) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG / TV SHOW / MOVIE?

Shark Tank. Got some good stuff on there, but it’s mostly kid stuff. Maybe a little potential. I hired a few of them for Stark Industries. They should probably ask me to do the show, I’ll make it twice as popular.

12) WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST FANTASY OR DREAM?

I’m already living the dream, what?

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