Crochet Peen: Hulk

hulkantmanHe used to be Bruce Banner, but radioactive something-something transformed him into the Hulk! You won’t like him when he’s angry.

1) WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Hulk Smash!

2) IS THERE A STORY BEHIND YOUR NAME?

Big smash!

3) PHYSICAL STATS (height, girth, etc):

The biggest peen ever made! Ever! Run out of yarn big!

4) WHAT IS YOUR OUTER TEXTURE?

Smashing cotton!

5) WHAT IS YOUR COLOR?

Radioactive smashed booger green!

6) ARE YOUR STABILIZERS SOFT, HARD, LUMPY, ETC?

I stand up!

hulkrulerPERSONALITY STATS:

7) WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?

Beware of Smashing

8) WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Antpeen

9) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PASTIMES?

Smashing! Squooshing! Bashing! Raging! Petting kitties! Listening to Black Widow’s melodious tones!

10) DO YOU HAVE ANY STRONG DISLIKES?

Mean people.

11) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG / TV SHOW / MOVIE?

Smashing Pumpkins!

12) WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST FANTASY OR DREAM?

All the things get smashed and I go back to normal.

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