Crochet Peen: Captain Ameripeen

captainameripeenCap, or Steve, or Rogers, or Captain Ameripeen, whatever you’d like to call him, he’ll respond! An all-around decent peen who just wants to help out. Handler: Jody Wallace

1) WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

It used to be Steve Rogers. Well, it’s still Steve Rogers, but it’s also Captain Ameripeen.

2) IS THERE A STORY BEHIND YOUR NAME?

My mother named me after her great grandfather, Steven Obinious Rogers.

3) PHYSICAL STATS (height, girth, etc):

TBD

4) WHAT IS YOUR OUTER TEXTURE?

A little rough around the edges, after that super peen formula coursed through me, to be honest.

5) WHAT IS YOUR COLOR?

Patriotic red, white and blue, of course! I don’t always wear my blue helm, because it hides my blue eyes and makes it hard to see.

6) ARE YOUR STABILIZERS SOFT, HARD, LUMPY, ETC?

My handler created me with a wide stance that balances me in many situations.

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7) WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?

Cancer, the crab, minus the crabbiness. I’m not really crabby, but I would like to create a safe haven for all of Earth’s citizens. Cancers are known for their protective qualities as well as their cooking ability and love of home and hearth.

8) WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Well, it used to be Bucky Barnpeen, but he was…killed…in battle, and… I can’t talk about this.

9) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PASTIMES?

I like jogging, nodding helpfully while people are talking to me, being earnest, and telling Tony he’s going to be the ruination of the world. He is, you know.

10) DO YOU HAVE ANY STRONG DISLIKES?

Traitors and wild ideas.

11) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG / TV SHOW / MOVIE?

I was particularly fond of the short, patriotic scenes played before movies early last century. In this hectic 21st century, I haven’t had much time to watch television. Basically, whatever you’d like to watch is okay with me.

12) WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST FANTASY OR DREAM?

Vanquishing all those who would do harm and then going back in time to have that dance with Peggy Carter, but everytime I get close, it gets interrupted by one of Tony Stark’s mistakes. I would also like a shield. I thought I was supposed to have a shield?

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