Crochet Peen: Antpeen

antpeencloseupAntpeen is currently represented by a small fingerpeen who has a habit of offering pointed commentary. He’s stealthy, too.

1) WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Antpeen. My other name is…well, it doesn’t matter. I’m sure to grow on you regardless!

2) IS THERE A STORY BEHIND YOUR NAME?

I’m not as small as an ant, but I did prefer Antpeen to Bugpeen. Spiderpeen was taken.

3) PHYSICAL STATS (height, girth, etc):

The size of a normal human lady finger and hollow for more efficient wearing.

4) WHAT IS YOUR OUTER TEXTURE?

A little scratchy, really. Handler used a wool blend.

5) WHAT IS YOUR COLOR?

Sneaky pink.

6) ARE YOUR STABILIZERS SOFT, HARD, LUMPY, ETC?

I don’t have any. I’m deprived! Is this some kind of discrimination because I’m so short?

antpeentreePERSONALITY STATS:

7) WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?

What sign do you like best? I can be that sign.

8) WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

The Hulk and I go way back, like from the first ever Peenvengers photoshoot back. I’d have to give props to the Big Green as my bestie.

9) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PASTIMES?

Pointing, sneaking around, puns, commiserating with Black Widow about what dopes the other peens are, falling over so I look like I’m unconscious but really I’m about to spring into action, playing Where Is Thumbkin?

10) DO YOU HAVE ANY STRONG DISLIKES?

Really, I’d have to say, people who don’t watch where they’re walking. Do you know how much trouble you can get into if you don’t look where you step?

11) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG / TV SHOW / MOVIE?

I hear there’s this great movie called Antman from 2015… And to be honest, I’m pretty fond of that Taylor Swift.

12) WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST FANTASY OR DREAM?

I’d like to be able to fly. Not like a wasp, but like a butterfly. And maybe if I could sting like a bee?

***

Find out more about Mr. Pinky and Friends at www.crochetpeen.com

Share

1 thought on “Crochet Peen: Antpeen”

Comments are closed.