Crochet Peen: Shaft

shaftandfriendsShaft is a handsome, multicolored peen owned by author Laura Curtis. Find out more about him!

1) WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Shaft. (Sing the theme song, baby!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFvRvSxsW-I2)

2) IS THERE A STORY BEHIND YOUR NAME?

“Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine with all the chicks? Shaft!” What more do you need as a story behind my name? I am currently in disguise as multi-colored, but that’s because I have blue balls.

3) PHYSICAL STATS (height, girth, etc):

Height: 8.5”
Girth: 5.5”

4) WHAT IS YOUR OUTER TEXTURE?

I am rough but smooth….

5) WHAT IS YOUR COLOR?

Pink head, duotone purple body, blue balls.

6) ARE YOUR STABILIZERS SOFT, HARD, LUMPY, ETC?

Firm, just as they should be.

PERSONALITY STATS:

7) WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?

I am a Scorpio. I like to be around people and be happy. I was born in November.

8) WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

I have lots of friends, but Yoda is my best friend. Don’t tell Buddy Christ or Bender, okay?

9) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PASTIMES?

Investigating holes. Holes in people’s stories. Holes in the wall. Holes in…well, let’s leave it at that.

10) DO YOU HAVE ANY STRONG DISLIKES?

I dislike mold, mildew, and things that smell bad.

11) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG / TV SHOW / MOVIE?

Well, as you might expect, I like Shaft and the theme from Shaft. But really, I like all cop programs. And South Park.

12) WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST FANTASY OR DREAM?

My fantasy is that one day there will be no anger or violence or pain in the world. Just sweet, sweet love!

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