Meet Nick. He’s an up and comer, all right. His handler is Miss Jennifer.
1) WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Nicholas O’Dick . . . quite a mouthful.
2) IS THERE A STORY BEHIND YOUR NAME?
I am a very festive fellow with my red tipped crown and full, white beard that reminds many of Santa Claus himself. I bring spurts of joy to all those who know me, but especially to my wonderful handler – hence my jolly moniker.
3) PHYSICAL STATS (height, girth, etc):
I stand 6 inches proud with 2 inches of girth. I am grounded by my heavy balls that sadly are always blue. I have black eyes that can see perfectly in tight, dark and moist spaces. And I’ve already mentioned my white beard and red head. I also have a slight curve to my erective stature.
4) WHAT IS YOUR OUTER TEXTURE?
My outer texture is rough and bumpy. I’ve been told it is akin to ribbing for her pleasure.
5) WHAT IS YOUR COLOR?
I am a tri-color peen with my read head, blue body (and balls, don’t forget the blue balls) and a soft pink face.
Well, they are blue! They are quite weighty and help to keep me perpetually erect. The stabilizing balls are a bit lumpy and they make a clicking noise when squeezed (which is very pleasurable for me). I think you’d find them an impressive specimen of stabilizing balldom.
7) WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, the best of all the peen signs.
8) WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?
My handler, of course. I may have a wee bit of a crush on her but have to work around her ever present husband. I may not be her only peen which is troubling. I do think about trying to get out more and expanding my circle. However, I do get to interact with Spurty the Shark and Petunia the Pony. The three of us get into trouble quite frequently when left alone. Fortunately, I am the leader of this pack. I’m sure you’ve noted my alpha tendencies.
9) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PASTIMES?
My handler and I have recently gotten into nutscaping, a new trend in photography that features nuts in landscape photos. We are contemplating changing the name to ballscaping which seems a more fitting way to describe the practice. I have to keep my balls in good shape for this, so I work them out with my handler frequently. I believe I have the perfect balls for this endeavor and can see fame in my nuts’ future. I also have a fondness for bubble wrap, snow (although I have yet to see any) and anything Christmas related. Lastly, I spend a great deal of time thrusting which I’ve found to be the best way for me to relax.
10) DO YOU HAVE ANY STRONG DISLIKES?
Gnomes. I sense I may have been modeled after them, an affront I am not sure I can overcome. Fortunately, my handler lives a gnome-free existence. I am not keen on water either as it messes with my erective nature.
I haven’t listened to enough music to pick a favorite song, but I do enjoy songs with rhythm. A good beat is important.
I generally don’t watch many tv shows. I might need to change this.
Pinocchio is my favorite movie because I very much identify with the wooden puppet who wanted to be a real boy. Of note, I have seen the Star Wars movies several times. I have yet to understand the appeal of Han Solo.
12) WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST FANTASY OR DREAM?
To be a real peen. I dream about this daily, imaging what it would be like much like Pinocchio.
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