Meankitty “Bad Libs” Review: Caught in Amber

So, yeah. Bad Libs, by Meankitty. Pretty self explanatory! Here’s the review. See if you can guess the “bad libs” words supplied by the author! (This is a free service. For now.)

CAUGHT IN AMBER by Cathy Pegau is a science fiction romance story. I finished it in record time: about a nanosecond. The plot wasn’t always easy to follow, but I sprinted my way through. (Clearly. I mean, a nanosecond? But yeah, I’m that good at sprinting. Just ask any human who didn’t close the door to the Forbidden Zone fast enough.)

The characters in this furry book were named Sasha, Nathan and Guy. The first protagonist was a very high character with mauve fur. Her relationship with the second protagonist reminded me of the movie Terminator because of their joyful feelings for each other and the way they sweated anytime they were faced with danger. The third character, on the other hand, was a real moose. Should that character have been subjected to a broken leg, I would have been jitteringly cranky.

There was never a moment in this book where I felt married. Because cats can’t get married in this country. THANKS OBAMA. Not that I’d want to be married, but still. The smart plot was full of dangly surprise bits. I quickly continued to turn pages. From my perch atop the human’s headboard, peering over her like a vulture and scratching the wood every so often with one paw. When I reached the end, I wanted to smell and drink acidic mercury. I don’t know what acidic mercury IS, but it sounds really scifi, am I right?

My summation: CAUGHT IN AMBER receives a grade of 10 bajillion on a scale of one to 8. And if that doesn’t sound possible, it’s just because you haven’t yet read this creamy book. Cats do like their cream!

Also, for the record I would like to moodily state that cats are the perkiest animals on earth and dogs are made of farts.

Meankitty & her Human *