To Haters of the Romance Genre

To people who think romance novels are for weak-brained individuals because only teenage girls and stupid people dwell on human relationships or anything that has a happy ending to a romantic relationship, since that’s just not real life, man, and you’re not that shallow with your big ole brain which you use for more important things than thinking about the Romance and the Sex and the Happy:

That explains why your life sucks. Bless your poor little heart.

A happy and not particularly small brained romance writer and reader