Help a Human Out….

We’ve gotten a couple interesting emails from Meankitty servants lately we thought we’d share here. What advice would you give these poor souls?

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Dear Meankitty,

My cat is almost 1 year old and he won’t shut up. He miaows constantly and it drives us up the wall. How can I get him to be quiet?

Many thanks,
A.M Burnett

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Dear Meankitty,

We leave a drink sitting out. It gets knocked over. How can we stop our mean cat from knocking over our glasses?

Signed,
Momkoz and 2 grandsons who can sing mean kitty song

Meankitty’s note: I’m glad the grandsons can sing the mean kitty song but you do all realize Meankitty and Sparta of the “Little Mean Kitty” video are two different felines, yes? Both very awesome felines, naturally, but different ones.

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Dear Meankitty,

I’m not really a writer, just a computer programmer — and after almost 40 years of programming, I STILL cannot ‘touch-type’. Discovered a product called “Click-n-Type” that allows me to type (kinda) when lap & one arm are occupied by a meankitty. It’s a freebie, on-screen keyboard; mouse over character & click to type, right-click for shifted character. But even this wouldn’t have been good enough for a dearly departed meankitty (Elvira, the Vamp). She used to attack my mouse-hand, when i dared to stop petting…

Ken T.
Moline Acres (north StLouis County) MO

Meankitty’s note: I guess Ken doesn’t need help…but the email is informative!

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Dear Meankitty,

My adoptive brother Tonky can catch lizards and chipmunks. I am very proud of him even though I can catch those things too. The problem is he catches with mouth and leaves them on the porch where I just pounce on them and eat only snakes. Now he is slightly bulimic. Routine: Yowl til let outside, wait by chipmunk hole (stupid creatures) or explore. I watch by window til he’s back several hours later. When I go to greet him he ignores me and heads straight to the food dish. (Unless he catches something then the smallest slave chases him and screams) After consumes quite a bit of those dry pellets he throws up. I am worried about him. Also is unusually quiet.

Sincerely his adoptive sister,

Poly

P.S. Have had snake before? It is real fun playing with them as the move like a string! Til I pounce a couple times. Then I eat them. (head first)

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Dear Meankitty,

i think my cat has a mental broblem becuse sometimes when im playing with my cat she goes insane and runs into mirrors and glass walls…. for no aperent reason what do you think is wrong

Sincerely,
(unsigned)

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So, what do you guys think?

MK
www.meankitty.com