I realize in other parts of the world, temperatures drop below humane levels on any number of occasions. Here in the Meankitty household, it’s rare we get below freezing. So during this cold snap, as I may have complained previously, I have been having trouble keeping as toasty warm as I like. I have resorted to somewhat desperate measures.
Exhibits 1 & 2: More Ventwork
I have staked out the locations of all the vents in the house at this point. Of the ones I can access at will, the one in Loud Thing’s room is the closest to the heating unit and blows the warmest air. There is a v. warm vent in Pink Thing’s closet but I can’t get to that one. The one in the adult humans’ room is hardly even worth mentioning, much less blocking off. The ones in the living room are pretty nice, although they’re set in the middle of hard wooden floor, which is less comfortable than carpet.
Granted, the humans’ sense of decor leaves something to be desired, which is a disappointment because there’s no nice furniture to destroy, really. That’s part of the reason I only bother to use one paw when I’m bugging the ever loving dooky out of them at night. Man, last night was pretty fun because they were all up with a stomach virus and I *still* harrassed them! But that’s a story for another time.
When I’m not absorbing all the heat blowing from a vent that the humans were hoping would distribute evenly through the room, I can be found curled up somewhere mooching heat off Big D. I’ve mentioned he’s a hottie, right? He’s a regular furnace!
Gotta love a man like that.
In extreme circumstances I am sort of embarrassed to admit I have resorted to Loud Thing lovin’.
Ice Cold MK